Dear Fartyfart

I am in Connecticut doing NBC SportsTalk this week.  Today, twenty minutes before I went on the air on live television, I received an email from Anna, which I present to you now. For the record, I do not have heart tighty whiteys, nor do I drink cappuccino.  But I'm glad Anna has a vivid fantasy life and wants me to be my best on television.

From: Anna Calcaterra 
Date: Thu, Aug 30, 2012 at 5:41 PM
Subject: meep
To: Craig Calcaterra

DEAR FARTYFART, ARE YOU READING THIS, CAUSE IF YOU ARE WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE HOPE WITH ALL OUR HEARTS THAT YOU DO NOT FART OR BURP WHEN YOU ARE  DOING LIVE TV.

WE ARE ALSO SENDING YOUR PRIZED HEART TIGHTY WHITEYS.  BY THE WAY WE ARE ALSO SENDING YOUR CAPPUCCINO THAT YOU LEFT AT HOME.


BYEBYE TATA SO LONG